New times start this very day. The holy iPad is finally here. Yes, I want one, but unfortunately John Cooper Clarke also entered my brain, singing "The day my pad went mad".
"The kitchen has been ransacked
ski trails in the hall
a chicken has been dansacked
and thrown against the wall
in walks this dumb waiter
with a fountain pen and pad
saying how do you want this alligator
the day my pad went MAD"